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Dudes. If you were invited by Playgirl for a 'reveal all' photo session for the ladies for free, you would say: 

29%
35 deviants said Fuck yes
22%
26 deviants said Yes but I need to spend two weeks at the gym first
13%
16 deviants said Only if I get to hang out at the playboy mansion
10%
12 deviants said If I am drunk enough
9%
11 deviants said Fuck no
8%
10 deviants said I would ask my mom first
5%
6 deviants said Yes, I want to intimidate the ladies
3%
3 deviants said No, I don't want to intimidate the ladies

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:iconjcampbell72:
JCampbell72 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck yes! But I've never had a problem with "revealing all"... especially after a few drinks! :D
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:icon13en-works:
13en-works Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2016
I'm a dude, but I would, If Lali or Lucette were there, and I get to hang out at the mansion.
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
ah! Lucette has made an impression I see. Better start rendering more of her!
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:icon13en-works:
13en-works Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016
Lucette had made an impression on me, and please
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:iconrci94001:
RCI94001 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016
very drunkA Happy, Green Dorito 
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
lol!
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:iconrci94001:
RCI94001 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016
HE:happybounce:  HE
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:iconthomvinson:
thomvinson Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's not even an issue, if you ever saw me then you would immediately know that they would never ask. . .
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:icongishzida:
gishzida Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Artist
No.

I look something like a "Wild Man version of Moses" and old enough to be  somebody's father or grandfather-- Somehow I don't think there is any audience for an "ol' dude with a beer belly and a sagging face that never learned to lie like 'Hizz Honor, The Devil, Hizz Self'." I can't count the number of times I've been sorry for answering honestly when asked "Do I look fat in these?" Never, never say "Yes, dear." 

I'm not ugly enough to be in "The Ugly" issue... I might once have made the cut for "The Evil" issue... but I retired from that long ago... Evil is now a field only truly plied by the Rich and Heartless...
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:iconhmbugs:
hmbugs Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
Hahaha...given enough alcohol in the tank and I've been known to do some pretty crazy stuff. Nod ;) (Wink) Giggle Blush Ashamed  
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
that makes two of us brother!
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:iconmarcelojavier83:
marcelojavier83 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
I ended up voting to hang in the mansion afterwards... but I would also need to work out at the gym lool
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha, yeha I guess that would have also been my two choices
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:iconerotiquetales:
erotiquetales Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
oops! I am vote "Fuck yes" but I not actual am a dude! :kiss: Yulia
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
haha, these days what is a dude is very relative, so your vote still counts! :D
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:iconerotiquetales:
erotiquetales Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
yay! :kiss: Yulia
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:iconphydeau:
phydeau Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Combo answer:

I'd need 2 weeks to get in shape.  And Playboy mansion access is non-negotiable.

Otherwise, sure.
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
yeah there's a reason I separated those two answers, because that would get raunchy in a hurry!
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:iconphydeau:
phydeau Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
You wanna know what's really messed up?  Most guys want to get into the Playboy mansion for the debauchery.  I just want to get into the mansion so I can get published in Playboy.
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:icondgtram:
DGtram Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016
If I were a guy, yes, but only if I got to hang around with all the other naked guys afterwards hahaha :P
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
lol, maybe they'll be doing a group special that month!
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:iconnakedfunn:
nakedfunn Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only if I get to hang out at the playboy mansion
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
beer for two please!
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:iconfelixffds:
FelixFFDS Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016
It would be the first issue to be pulled under the eyesore laws......
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
with women, its all about the intentions of the man... or that's what they keep saying :D
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:iconfelixffds:
FelixFFDS Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
My intentions are pure ....
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:icontheorgano:
TheOrgano Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
If Lali is there.... FUCK YES!
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
oh if Lali's there, the magazine would have to be censored!
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:icontheorgano:
TheOrgano Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Haha. I'm only going if Lali is there ;)
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:iconeric-was-here:
Eric-was-here Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016
If I did twould be the all comedy issue
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha! I think even I'd wanna see it...

ehm...
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:iconeric-was-here:
Eric-was-here Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
Indeed....perhaps....
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:iconerogenesiscgi:
erogenesisCGI Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
I'd probably be Yes but I need to spend two weeks at the gym first
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